Thursday, July 2, 2009

Jasper's Top 10 Pick-up Lines

So in my obsessesing over things to put in my blog, I found this halarious post from a myspace , Twilight OST, and I know most of you have already saw this but I found it to funny not to post and without further ado i present to you:

10. You seem a little tense. Would you like a chill pill or just a hit of me?
9. How are you feeling? Oh, wait, don’t tell me … let me guess.
8. I must really be dead, Angel, ‘cause this has to be heaven!
7. It’s not my fault I fell in love. Your emotions are what tripped me.
6. Your lips may say no, but your endorphins say yes.
5. I can feel the love tonight … wanna share?
4. My name is Jasper…but you can call me Dr. Feelgood.
3. I know exactly how you feel. Wanna know how I feel?
2. So…did you ever hear the saying ‘everything’s bigger in Texas’?
1. Hey, Darlin’, do you want to see my battle scars?

I hope you got a laugh out of today's post because I know I sure did.

Until next time,

1 comment:

  1. everythings bigger in texas? hahahahahaahahahahaha, that made my day